by TrolleyMC June 17, 2017
Get the feeding the vacuummug. Masturbating by sticking your genitals into a vacuum cleaner and using its suction to stimulate your sex organ to ejaculation.
When Ben bought a brand new, top of the line, super-suction, $4,000 Dyson, I wondered what was wrong with our old one.... Yup, he had been using it as a Toyam Vacuum. The whole thing was clogged with dried toyam juice. Not a move!
by BV69BV September 5, 2017
Get the Toyam Vacuummug. “I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”
by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021
Get the Christmas Vacuummug. An Irish expression, used to define a person who is not fun to be around. Can be used either to describe a person who is dull or someone who makes everything about them.
Person 1: Good night last night?
Person 2: It was going fine till Gerry turned up, he's a real craic vacuum lately
Person 1: Spent the whole night talking about his divorce?
Person 2: It's almost as if you were there....
Person 2: It was going fine till Gerry turned up, he's a real craic vacuum lately
Person 1: Spent the whole night talking about his divorce?
Person 2: It's almost as if you were there....
by Unseen Academical December 26, 2018
Get the Craic Vacuummug. When a girl farts while your going down on her, you catch it with your mouth and blow it back in to her mouth without her knowing what is going on
by Mollies December 28, 2021
Get the Morelli vacuummug. “That’s Becky, she is a straight mouth vacuum”
“She has a mouth vacuum on her that would make Dyson blush”
“She has a mouth vacuum on her that would make Dyson blush”
by Bumbaclot Jimmy August 19, 2023
Get the Mouth Vacuummug. A woman's vagina when she's so horny that her pussy is ready to suck in any man's dick that gets close to it.
Teri: Ladies I can't wait to get to the gangbang tonight! My vacuum hole is ready to suck up every ounce of cum those guys can offer!!!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!
Terri: Ok Ms. Hoover let's blow this joint!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021
Get the vacuum holemug.