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you little umbrella monkey quack sack

Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*
by fluffy-black-unicorn January 8, 2017
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Umbrella

"FFS Paul, stop being such a goddamn umbrella all the fucking time!"
Umbrella: "I cant help it....also, does it contain gluten?"
by DBag4eva April 8, 2021
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UMBRELLA

a device consisting of a circular canopy of cloth on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod used as protection against rain or sometimes the sun
Wind: Can I steal ur umbrella?

Me: No...?

Wind: Too bad >:3
by DaUmbrella March 21, 2023
mugGet the UMBRELLAmug.

Umbrella Fish

Stretching your nutsack over someone’s face under water, or near a pool or body of water.
Mike just passed out on the boat and I umbrella fished the shit out of him.
by Bands731 August 23, 2021
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Umbrella

the song tom holland did his completely iconic and amazing dance to
Person 1: have you seen Tom Holland's Umbrella dance on lip sing battle?

Person 2: yeah, it's literally the most amazing thing in the world.

Person 1: no bc fr. I've seen it like 80 times.

Person 2: 80? that's pathetic. I've seen it 4,700 times.
by lemm0ns13 August 13, 2021
mugGet the Umbrellamug.

umbrella kid

by Supsighted September 25, 2020
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umbrella bitch

Someone who seeks out a relationship only because they're feeling depressed; similar to a sugar baby, but they desire emotional comfort rather than wealth
I dunno, we were pretty close right after my parents broke up, but I've barely talked to her recently. I think I'm just an umbrella bitch
by gracious fallacious January 9, 2023
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