Turkey turkey taco

The best emoji response when you confuse the recipient

I just texted Meghan, to ask her out, and she responded with turkey turkey taco, WTF?!?!?

by rnnrdad March 19, 2023

Turkey

An amazingly hot guy, particularly of Mediterranean, and more specifically from Italy. Knows how to sail a boat and drive a vespa like it's his job. Ideally, an amazing lover, deserving of a super hot and brilliant girlfriend, worthy of his stuffing and gobble.

look at that FINE turkey...i heard he's from rome!

by tacchina May 26, 2011

Turkey

A large, thicc borb. Makes a heckin good murder feast.

"glugglugglugglug" "ooh a turkey"

by Seizuringturkey January 20, 2019

Turkey

A “turkey” or having a “turkey” is Philly slang for a fat ass.

Yo the lil jawn down the street got a fuckin turkey bro

by Swanky September 16, 2018

turkei

I don't know but your great and you've got a sexy grandma and my friend told me to make a definition so say this to potatoes

You're a turkei

by Around Stocks and bonds April 16, 2017

Turkey Balls

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.

Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 5, 2020

fear turkey

A rather effective method of instilling great fear in someone by constantly sending them death threats. The term was coined by Alucard from TeamFourStar's Hellsing Abridged series in one of his many death threats to the pope.

"I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, is to merely instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!!!"
-Alucard (AKA TheCrimsonFuckr)

by WaluigiIsAGod January 17, 2020