armchair tourist

Someone who goes on holiday with just google street view

Oh, I've never actually been to New York, I'm just an armchair tourist

by Geyserburd November 7, 2023

Rear View Tourist

Somebody who uses their rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.

"So I was driving to work and this dude in the car behind me was brushing his teeth at the traffic lights."
"You're the full rear view tourist, buddy."

by They Told Me I Had To August 20, 2009

Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)

Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!

by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020

Gamer Tourist

Someone who only visits places in games

"Oh what a gamer tourist he is!" "I've never been to California, I'm more of a gamer tourist"

by anonymous May 1, 2024

Tourist

A person or persons who negatively interact with a community, typically a fandom, despite being uneducated in the subject matter. These people usually insert themselves with blanket statements as a mean to justify bad-faith criticism.

A: You're a tourist who hasn't even read the book, so why do you care?
B: That tourist doesn't know what they're talking about.

by whistleblower7278727 March 22, 2025

Tourist

1. A professional practicing outside their area of expertise, usually incompetently.

“The hearing will be a breeze, the other lawyer is a total tourist.”

“Don’t trust that doctor, he’s a tourist.”

“Don’t tell me how to suck eggs, tourist.”

by Brainfart October 15, 2021

Tourist(chinky)

A very chinky tourists who likes to eat dogs on a regular basis and is regularly seen near the ruins of feniscowles trying to catch little kiddies for his Chinese factories

"Fucking keep it down MILES you Chubster I think chinkys"

"What that tourist that eats FuCkinG DoGS On A ReGUlaR BaSIs"

"Yh, so stfu or else he will send us of to China with all the other kids"

Tourist(chinky)

by Nig nog my names nigga jigga July 25, 2019