someone who only believes in dating someone that has money, a nice car and is willing to spend it on the status fucker
by Ashley Owens March 31, 2008
by Rydel92 September 06, 2008
A statue made of soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo that came out looking like a deformed David Beckham.
by Herban Dicktionary April 01, 2017
A symbol of American power and freedom. Ironically, the statue was a gift to the Americans by the FRENCH.
Most Americans who diss the French need to start checking their history books and their culture to see if they are being hypocritical.
by AYB May 12, 2003
A status bang is when you have sex with a man or woman purely because of their power. It is strictly about how powerful they are and even if they look like Margaret Thatcher it is acceptable.
by Bark Bobber May 06, 2010
This is the plight occasionally experienced by lower-level college administrators such as department or division chairs in which they are on a short leash as to what they can do, are regularly given a ration of shit, and are kept in the dark.
No budget, no instructions, no discretion or wiggle room; Bill has been consigned to mushroom status and regular Friday afternoon meetings.
by Duckbutt September 08, 2005
The ultimate level of strength and swoleness, being ridiculously strong, godlike, athletic, large and unmatched. You make everyone around you look like puny little girly men.
Your heart pumps irons, and thirsts for only iron. You eat enough to serve an army, in order to fuel your growing body. Sometimes you throw up in your mouth or get a nose bleed from heavy squats, this is considered the rite of passage to DIESEL STATUS.
Your heart pumps irons, and thirsts for only iron. You eat enough to serve an army, in order to fuel your growing body. Sometimes you throw up in your mouth or get a nose bleed from heavy squats, this is considered the rite of passage to DIESEL STATUS.
Yo you seen that nigga Chris lately? He always in the gym, never answer his phone!.........Yea kid, real talk, that nigga is diesel status
by KING CUBA April 22, 2011