Prune Juice Blowout

A “Complete Prune Juice Blowout” is when you have to poop so bad, and you know it’s going to be a rough ride. That is, if you make it to a bathroom in time. Once you finally emerge from the bathroom, you’re as pale as a ghost. It took everything out of you.

Hannah was a nervous wreck when she couldn’t get to a bathroom quick enough. She knew she was about to have a complete prune juice blowout.

by Julesheart November 21, 2023

Pruning

The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.

Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING

by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023

Prune

Well, perfection is a synonym. That’s all you need to know.

Prune ? Omg you know her ? You’re a lucky bastard

by P12344 November 22, 2021

Safety pruning

A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.

Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.

by Tree Lubber July 13, 2022

Evelyn Prune

The leader of the prunes and maker of the pruble also she’s a big dick 🥰

Don’t be such a Evelyn Prune

by Weasellinguwu May 27, 2022

Eat a prune

Eat a prune: What someone says when they want you to stop microaggressing.

You can’t say that to her. Eat a prune, John.

by Jamin D May 27, 2022

Pruning

You put your dick in someone’s mouth, have them close it, and have their mouth fill up with saliva so you can base your cock in it until it prunes

Pruning can also refer to long and sloppy top that results in your dick pruning

“Yo bro I’ve had a long day, I just want a good pruning”

“This jackass just cut me off, PRUNE ME ASSHOLE!”

by Rob’s Brain Speaks January 11, 2021