Definitions by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast
Betrayal
That feeling you get when you carry you dog/cat to your room, but they walk out the moment you put them down
Bart: OK insert dog/cat name here, you stay here on my bed
Dog/cat: *walks out*
Bart: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS
*Bart is heartbroken due to this betrayal*
Dog/cat: *walks out*
Bart: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS
*Bart is heartbroken due to this betrayal*
Betrayal by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023
Pruning
The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.
Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING
Pruning by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023