MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast's definitions

Pruning

The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.

Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING

by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023

Betrayal

That feeling you get when you carry you dog/cat to your room, but they walk out the moment you put them down

Bart: OK insert dog/cat name here, you stay here on my bed
Dog/cat: *walks out*
Bart: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS

*Bart is heartbroken due to this betrayal*

by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023