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Parked in the Alley

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Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.
Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.
by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015
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A pickup line referring to a desire to perform anal sex on another
Nathan: (Walking up to a lady) Is there Parking in the Rear?
Hot Lady: Why, yes there is!
by Merriweather Liver January 2, 2010
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A childish cyclists' euphemism for having sex
"Oh yes, he said he would be out riding with us today, but he's got a new girlfriend- too busy Parking the Pink Cannondale.............."

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"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."
by Lysander Six May 5, 2009
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The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.
We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.
by taodiorne March 15, 2009
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parking in the rear

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the sign says: $5 parking in the rear
by megin September 17, 2003
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parking on the grass

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When you're so stoned, you forget to pass the bong.
Hey dude, you've been holding that for 10 minutes - quit parking on the grass!!!
by Bomni February 10, 2005
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Parking the cake

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To take a dump on a willing recipients chest.
I’ll have to call you back mum, I’m just parking the cake..
by Cakeparker November 16, 2018
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