A strange and rare creature native to Mauritius and can’t be found anywhere else on Earth. It moves around with tentacles and eats bugs and birds and lives in both trees and the ground. It’s also not a true octopus but a distinct species that resembles the octopus
by I Like To Define Words May 02, 2021
Could also be used as "Octopi War" depending on the level of intensity. Octopus fight is when you get that over excited feeling in your stomach like there are octopi tangled up in it and the only way to express how you feel is with a hand gesture (looks like your hands are fighting). Definitely a good thing.
Octopus fight, the act of feeling overly excited and squirmy.
"I dont know about you Cass, but I feel as if a massive Octopi War has erupted in my tummy"
"I dont know about you Cass, but I feel as if a massive Octopi War has erupted in my tummy"
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by Seagul on crack January 03, 2019
Performing anal on a busty aryan woman, enough to where when you pull your cock out, she shoots poop all over your chest.
I'm really in the mood for shit to be on my chest, I'm gonna ask my girlfriend if she wants to do the German Octopus tonight.
by Anna Leeee March 03, 2017
A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.
Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.
Tom: Wow...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.
Tom: Wow...
by VISAGEdeDUNETTE December 21, 2010