Smart Nips

When your friend is being so stupid and answering rhetorical questions, and responding seriously to sarcasm.
Adam: Oh God That sub was a total bitch she gave us six pages of homework!

Jake: Actually, She gave us 4 pages and she was a nice woman.

Adam: thanks... smart Nips
by WegmansWater April 10, 2015
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Nips of Wrath

When you undress a beautiful woman with what appeared to be perfect breasts, only to find that she has the largest, most horribly shaped nipples a girl could ever have.
I brought Carol home after a night of drinking. We all thought she had such a great rack. Well, when we got back to my place, things got hot and heavy. After fingering her for about 15 minutes and stripping her panties out from under her skirt, we started taking the rest of our clothes off. I eagerly stripped off her super sexy blouse. She gladly removed her bra. Although the lights were dimmed, I could easily make out her shapely body. All things considered, the form of her tits was spot on, but I swear to you brother, I was face to face with the nips of wrath.
by faceyneck May 13, 2014
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saucer nips

Dude that nigger i fucked last night had some huge saucer nips
by ballsacktits December 21, 2010
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nipped cream

The little bit of whipped cream that pops out of the dome lid on your Frappuccino.
Ordered extra whipped cream on that frappuccino; there was a full inch of nipped cream poppin out the dome.
by The Berry Girl April 04, 2015
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Nip stache

Its a common condition among gentlemen 25+ where hair under the nipple seems to form a mustache of chest hair.
Guy1: Hey! Did you see Juan?
Guy2: Yeah that dudes got a killer nip stache
by nipstachecashstash January 15, 2017
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Nip stings

Any time your nipples get hard and start stinging. This could be caused by it being cold or if your aroused.
"I took my shirt off before I took a shower and I got nip stings."

"Stop licking my nipples I'm having nip stings!"
by Pancakeramen January 05, 2017
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chewy nips

When a bird has proper big square nipples that you can just bite the shit out of.
Simi: what did you get up to on the weekend lad?

Steve: ah mate I was with this girl and mateee, she had some proper chewy nips.
by We blew May 17, 2016
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