Melted witch

A melted witch would be a term to vividly discribe a horrific shit taken after a long hard night of eating and drinking pure garbage.
Dude! I just took a crazy dump from all the shit we did last night!!… Looked like a Melted Witch.

Good god.
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Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.
I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.
by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020
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Melt With You

To "Melt With You" is to completely forget anything happening in life and falling in love with someone deeply,
To the point where you feel like you could stop the world, and just stay in a state of love with someone forever,
if you really love someone so much to where you are thinking of them non-stop (And not to a point where you are literally obsessing) and all you wish to do is to be with this person, you would use this term, you would want to "melt/fall in love" with this person forever
Xavier says, "Macy, I'd stop the world and melt with you"
*She steps back in a repulsed way *
Macy then states, "Ew-, I literally hate you"
by Xaviiii March 14, 2022
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Moon Melt

A psychological “melt down” / big mood swing linked to the full moon phase of a Lunar Cycle.

Moon phases have always been known to cause mood swings in humans throughout history , hence the ancient term “Lunatic”
Oh my god , I had a huge moon melt last full moon !! I was crazy for 4 days ... it sent me nuts .
by Cainey October 03, 2020
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muff melt

"Dude, that bitch totally got muff melt all over me last night"
by Thunda J June 25, 2008
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Tuna melt

The female version of a Dutch oven. When a woman with a fishy smelling private area, whether she knows it or not, puts a partners head under the covers in a bed for oral pleasures.
Man, I was messing around with this girl last night, and when I lifted up the covers to go down she gave me a tuna melt.
by Chaos31 April 02, 2012
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tuna melt

When going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.
Nothing like a tuna melt for nutritional value
by Da Man July 16, 2004
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