Meaty asf

A chunky choice of greedy decisions.

Damn jo, You Meaty asf for that. How you gon take the cookies and my wife?

by BreckTown USA May 28, 2020

Meaty buffet

Where a group of males (usually 5 or more) lie down in a straight line naked and a girl or girls comes along, from left to right, giving them all a quick blowjob.

We had so much time to kill in class so we decided to have a meaty buffet

by LegalToaster October 9, 2017

The Meaty

A stiffy, boner, rod-on, erection, whatever shmamever

Stupid Man: I've got The Meaty

Stupid Man #2: No.

by mynameisnotleopold February 15, 2023

meaty seaty

A term used to describe a nice plump ass.

"Yo, did you see that ass shaking up and down? That's some meaty seaty!"

by ozsevenzero February 7, 2008

Meaty Pizza

A gay male who not only has big meat, but is really buff and has highly attractive face, the only downside being his face looks greasier than Pizza.

He's nice and all but he's a meaty pizza, the grease makes him look repulsive

by YeetB!tch December 27, 2016

meaty calves

A hot and sexy man that has calves for days 😭😍🤤

Meaty calves is the finest majestic creature ever

by Meaty calves lover123 January 27, 2018

meaty cakes

Hostess Twinkies manually filled with greasey pork sausage

The man ate far too many meaty cakes.

by Otis Cooper March 19, 2003