by Zmokey October 5, 2017

A term given in reference to an iPhone's secret language. When an iPhone's predictive text spouts out a totally un-worldly word with no meaning what so ever this is the iPhone forgetting that we are not privy to the advance linguistics skills it possesses. It and only it alone will understand how typing in completely legible words will cause the iPhone to produce drivle.
Examples of encountered cases of 'iLangualu (i-lang-wah-lu)' include. (all iPhone owners will have their own to add!)
'gagagagaga' (Hahahahahaha)
'no, you come over to me! go-tit' (got it)
'reply to me immediatelu' (immediately)
'love you biggly bits too x' (lots and lots)
'gagagagaga' (Hahahahahaha)
'no, you come over to me! go-tit' (got it)
'reply to me immediatelu' (immediately)
'love you biggly bits too x' (lots and lots)
by Ashbeetron June 15, 2011

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.
by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

to lang; the act of stretching out your weenie (similar to jelqing) by crushing it with a heavy object, preferably with friends or accompanied by bad bitches.
by gangemi February 23, 2024

Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.
by The Bible teacher September 22, 2020

by Clutch Bucks March 24, 2020

A nickname for a person named Nolan he usually likes watching black people kiss and is good at video games but really needs to hop on rust for a wipe cuz he is being an NPC
OMG Lang I'm bout to blow
by Windows 1 January 4, 2023
