Koala Man

A Koala man is a person who wants to be something they aren't. This is baed on the opposing sides of koalas: the dangerous and the cute/innocent.
Joe (nerdy) wants to be more like Jim (a jock). He's a koala man.
by The Koala Man September 11, 2018
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gutted koala

A term to describe a poor looking female vagina.
"Geez mate her box was messy, looked like a gutted koala"
by Swine69 January 14, 2014
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Pancake Koala

A Pancake Koala is roadkill that his been hit and run over more than once, to the point the original animal is no longer identifiable.
That Pancake Koala has been laying on the side of the ride for a few days.
by AllRu June 17, 2022
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Mario Koala

One of many statues commisioned by the Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary around the year 2015 and painted by artist Kate Clarke and Bernadette Wallace. These statues can be found around Gold Coast, the last sighting of the Mario Koala was outside a Timezone by popular Youtuber Polygon Donut around 26 July, 2023. The Mario koala is often moved around so using the last sighting is the best way to find the mystical being.
A: "So, have you seen the Mario Koala around here?"
B: "Yeah, we found him outside of a Timezone."
by yogha August 20, 2023
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Koala hanging

When you koala hang of your man to make him cum inside you
He wanted to pull out but I was koala hanging and he had no chance
by Ashhh911 February 11, 2020
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Koala Surprise

Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.

Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.
That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it
by Strikefv October 18, 2023
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greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2019
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