Jail Jeans

Jeans worn in a filthy jail holding cell while being detained after a night of awesomeness.

I't 6am man, why are you doing knocking on my door? And wtf happened to your pants, it looks like you sat in period blood

Fuck off man, I got jail jeans

by Frost_303 November 10, 2012

Jail Seat

The results of being a new male inmate. The new inmate finds them self being used for the sexual gratification of other inmates, causing injuries to the anus.

The new inmate after a night in the Holding Tank found himself standing with his back to the rear of the cell, because he was unable to sit because of suffering from jail seat.

by I got Rossed December 28, 2008

Jail Blaster

After you humble a man (break his back and fuck him in the ass). You finish (reach orgasm) on his face. All while in prison.

The other day Tony was running his mouth. I had to hold him down and give him a jail blaster, so he knew was in charge

by Z.Arnold October 25, 2023

Jail belly

When an inmate comes out of jail with a large weight gain.

I don't know if I'm pregnant or if it's a jail belly

by Sammtime January 28, 2017

snail jail

where you go when you fuck up

"You're going to Snail Jail, buckaroo."

by mailksnail October 9, 2016

jail bird

A criminal who has been in and out of prison.

This guy doesn't learn his lesson, he's such a jail bird.

by LATINFOX February 11, 2020

Kale Jail

Being on a strenuous diet, a term originally coined by accomplished MMA fighter Lucas Rosa

Man, I'm going to be in kale jail until I get my summer body back!

by The ultimate definor 3 June 30, 2023