Don't Bring The Brullox If You Can't Handle The Rullex 

When a "self-proclaimed rapper" gets high, then pissed off and tries to rhyme the words "brawl" and "ruckus," the words must be changed into words that don't exist, thus, "Don't bring the brawl if you can't handle the ruckus" becomes "Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."

"Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."

Don't Bring The Brullox If You Can't Handle The Rullex by The Last Shot Caller October 5, 2007

Don't Drop the Soap 

Good advice for prisoners:
If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you'll be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Ergo, with your bum out and in clear sight, you're gonna have to take it in the bum from a sick, psychotic fellow inmate.

Don't Drop the Soap, for if you do, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't Drop the Soap by MrWhomstDVe February 9, 2020

Don't drop the Wallet 

Don't drop the wallet
The Synonym of Don't Drop the soap only this is to be used in competitive play video games when participating in "Money Matches."

"I'm gonna win that tournament and win 1000 dollars!!!"

-Don't drop the wallet

Don't drop the Wallet by The True Anti-Hero November 2, 2009

all in the Kool Aid and don't even know the flava 

(adjective) referring to one who is spreading gossip of a false nature or a clueless individual.

Lotoya be ALL UP IN THE KOOL AID AND DON'T EVEN KNOW THE FLAVOR!

all in the Kool Aid and don't even know the flava by Fangsta April 29, 2003

don't pull out the 9 jammal 

when someone tries to act intimidating but in reality is weak.

He screamed boo at the top of his lungs to scare them, but they said "don't pull out the 9 jammal"

don't pull out the 9 jammal by nagito dorito September 19, 2020

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

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SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

Don't Drop the Soap 

*Phrase*

1. Be careful (said to people who are associating themselves with criminals)
2. Don't drop a bar of soap in a prison (it is commonly stereotyped that if a bar of soap is dropped in a prison's male showers, when bending down to pick it up, the person will be violently and sexually assaulted. Also see prison bitch)
3. (Use of 2 in a sarcastic and malicious way).

1: "They're gonna come after you, just don't drop the soap."
2: "Dude, I'm sorry to see you go. You did good. Just make sure you don't drop the soap."
3: "Don't drop the soap in jail, you fool-born wretch!"

Don't Drop the Soap by enociz September 29, 2015