(n) a lame excuse for obese pigs to claim they are on a "diet" while they gorge themselves with excessive amounts of fatty meat, cheese, butter, and lard
(aka Fatkins Diet)
(aka Fatkins Diet)
I'm on the Atkins Diet. Yesterday, I ate a 12-egg omelette, 36 sausage links, a brick of Cheddar cheese, 2 jars of peanuts, 4 sticks of butter, a 32-ounce steak wrapped in bacon, a pork roast, and a can of Crisco for dessert. The only reason I gained 135 pounds was because I accidentally inhaled a crouton.
by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004
When you rekindle with an old love or fling on Facebook. You constantly speak through in-box or posts and comments. As a result you eat right and work out hard to look good when you meet up.
Guess who I found on Facebook? Tom... we talk all the time! I am so on a Facebook Diet, so I look hot when we meet up!
by KGYS June 13, 2011
by GAWII May 17, 2008
A method of losing weight similar to the Atkins diet but where as the participant smokes crack to achieve the same weight loss results
Saw Mathew the other day he's lost a lot of weight he looks ill, think he's been on the crack'kins diet
by 123456789DDD April 20, 2019
Co-worker: Hey Willie I'm going on a lunch run. Would you like anything from Jack in the Box?
Willie: No thank you, I'm on a no cash diet.
Willie: No thank you, I'm on a no cash diet.
by D jimenez August 03, 2006
"Eww! This protein shake tastes like diet ass!"
by shelby_18 July 30, 2008
Yakcum (yak-kuhm) di⋅et (dahy-it)
-noun
1. the habitual practice of insufflating cocaine and swallowing ejaculate in order to lose or keep off excess weight, generally practiced by women in high school or college.
2. the redneck diet; a steady diet of yak, or cocaine, and cum, or ejaculate, practiced by females in order to remain as slender as possible.
-noun
1. the habitual practice of insufflating cocaine and swallowing ejaculate in order to lose or keep off excess weight, generally practiced by women in high school or college.
2. the redneck diet; a steady diet of yak, or cocaine, and cum, or ejaculate, practiced by females in order to remain as slender as possible.
John: "Wow Jane, you look great! Have you been working out?"
Jane: "No, I am actually on a Yakcum diet."
Jane: "No, I am actually on a Yakcum diet."
by Otnas July 29, 2009