Yakcum 

When a woman with a gag reflex is in the process of giving oral sex and has the urge to vomit at the same point in time the man ejaculates in her mouth ... she then proceeds to garle and swallow the vomit and cum mixture. This could potentially cause burns on the males penis from the stomach acids that are gargled in the womens mouth along with the cum.

This one bitch was sucking my dick and all of a sudden she started yaking while I was cumming and that bitch took the YAKCUM down like a vanilla ice cream smoothie.

After our first date bowling and a couple sodas later I decided that tonight was the night to perform my first BJ. Little did I know that I would invent a new sex move ... "The Yakcum". To this day I don't know if the look on his face was of pleassure or of excruciating pain from mixture of stomach acids and cum that I was gargling in my mouth.

Yakcum by guyintheknow July 28, 2009

YakCum Diet 

Yakcum (yak-kuhm) di⋅et (dahy-it)

-noun

1. the habitual practice of insufflating cocaine and swallowing ejaculate in order to lose or keep off excess weight, generally practiced by women in high school or college.

2. the redneck diet; a steady diet of yak, or cocaine, and cum, or ejaculate, practiced by females in order to remain as slender as possible.

John: "Wow Jane, you look great! Have you been working out?"

Jane: "No, I am actually on a Yakcum diet."

YakCum Diet by Otnas July 29, 2009

yackum 

Alternate saying for "count it bitch"

Oh shit i just hit a 3! YACKUM!

yackum by Jimbo1990 December 5, 2010

Yacumkah 

(n)A yamakah that has been jizzed in. For the use in a practical joke.(Not to be used in real life only if the jew is seriously annoying).

(v)Yacumkah-ed. To perform a practical joke, which consists of someone jizzing in a jew's yamakah. Hopefully getting them to wear the once a simple and plain yamakah, now a yacumkah so that it sticks to their head.

Dude: "You just got yacumkahed."
Jew: "Dude wtf, now my head is all sticky."

John - "Dude this jew tried pouncing on me to get my quarter, right?"
Dan - "Yeah?"
John - "And his yamakah fell of, right?"
Dan - "Yeah?"
John - "Dude I yacumkah-ed in it."
Dan - "Dude, that's the last time that yamakah falls off!"

Yacumkah by Why you so jewish March 3, 2009

Yakumo 

long male figure

Your mom: Why is he so tall?
Me: Yakumo.

Yakumo by み February 16, 2021

Yackum 

British slang terms meaning nonsence

"That's a load of yackum!"

Yackum by BritishSlang<3 November 26, 2011

Yakcama 

mofo

omg yakcama
goddamn yakcama
georgia courys a yakcama

Yakcama by catzz April 27, 2012