Coote

(CLAN) A word to describe an incredibly cute animal (usually a dog). It can also follow another adjective in a sentence.

Random dude - “Ahhh, what a coote pooch!”
Another random dude - “I know, he is rather coote, he can be a bit of a silly coote at times though”

by goodboypedro77 April 21, 2020

Coote

Fucking retard

Look at this clown, must be a Coote.

by Cunt buddy November 22, 2019

Coote

CooTe, Kay•OoTe, Cay•OoTe :Singular/Adjective; used to describe an exceptionally asthetic individual or object in reference to them being unbelievably adorable.

Ie: "That girl Tori is Coote. Id definitely take her out to dinner."

by BlackflagV0cab211 July 31, 2019

coot ah cunte

A better and nicer way to call someone a cunt

Man today my teacher was being a coot ah cunte

by cuntlord2378 June 02, 2024

Coot newt

A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.

"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."

by Face in the place March 08, 2018

Cooted

When you get so coked up that you can't remember if you let someone film you doing something that will later ruin your life.

Fuck I was so cooted last night. I hope I didnt let someone film me calling Klopp a cunt.

by Sav-D November 12, 2024