Windows

A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.

I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum

by j March 14, 2005

Windows

very very popular os made by microsoft. i'm giving up on it the minute someone comes up with a fully functional windows emulator for linux that runs all my games and other fun windows stuff. damn thing crashes 2 much.

bill: dude is a hybrid version of wine coming out
pill: idk check the website
bill: dammit i wanna kno. if there is a hybrid wine im ditching windows cos the damn thing crashes 2 much

by unusu-al September 13, 2003

windows

Dogs crawl under fences programs crawl under windows.

Hold on im still rendering that naked woman on my windows box.

by duh June 03, 2003

windows

A word not to be SAID inside an asylum. A huge source of frustration in history.

"Windows"
"AGHAAHSGJQWVHK!VJE!VEJ!GEH!K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Delf June 23, 2003

Windows

An operating system that was not meant for server operating. It's a fine workstation if you have a recently made computer and windows xp. Windows 98 = HELL

The computer user paid $300 for the liscence for Microsoft Windows.

by MessedRocker December 18, 2003

Windows

An OS that is good for a wide variety of uses, such as gaming, work, and casual internets browsing. While it is recommended you know what you're doing, it requires less expertise than, say, Linux. Also, it only crashes if you delete system files or get a nasty computer virus.

Guy 1: lulz Windows is teh suxxxors lulz Max is teh best adn so iz linux OmFGGG

Guy 2: ...yeah, you just keep deluding yourself, kid.

by Trar August 03, 2009

windows

Refering to a woman's chest.

"Damn, girl's got some windows"

by Jgurl09 December 06, 2007