Weekend ham

Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.
Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?
by [Online name] July 16, 2019
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Jewish weekend

Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.
Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.

Boss: Sure.

Guy: Thanks!
by TheGamingGamer1 June 23, 2014
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Weekend Warrior

Non-active military personnel, meaning reservists. Reservists in the military only work on the weekends. Usually used by active duty guys as joke to lightly make fun of reservists.
Marine: You Active or Reserve?
Seaman: Reservist
Airman: You're a Weekend warrior?
by Chopped Up Cow December 08, 2021
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weekend balls

Wee-k-eh-N-D B-awl-L-s ; Weekend Balls is a common cause and effect of a hard week where once the weekend comes, the subject (person with balls) wants to relax and doesn't shower for the entire weekend and the resulting smell of their nether regions can only be described as "Weekend Balls".
OH MY GOD, bae, I just got a strong wiff of your weekend balls. PLEASE SHOWER.
by Weekend Balls June 16, 2020
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ass weekend

When a male and a female engage in rectal intercourse for a period of 48 hours without a single break for food, drink, sleep, or restroom needs.
"Hey you wanna hang out this weekend?"
"Nah fam, me and the miss are planning on 48 straight hours of ass"
"I feel you, a good ass weekend sounds pretty nice right about now."
by Thatbibbabambeid August 29, 2017
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nude weekend

When a bunch of adults dont tell there kids what they are doing and scares the shit out of them
Kids leave the house for a few days
why?
We are having a nude weekend
Holy shit
by A man of his word November 12, 2010
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weekend campers

an elite group of online gamers--

who are we kidding? A fun loving group of gamers who enjoy provoking tightly wound people and exhalting at the failures of others
to a female gamer who's online character was blocking a doorway:

"Move those childbearing hips soldier!"

the code name for the way kids were removed from a server:

"commence operation bedtime"
by furious george March 08, 2005
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