Dutch vortex

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.

“Let’s dutch vortex tonight”

“yes, that would be fire.”

by AlAx January 31, 2021

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Almu Vortex

Your personal stuff goes missing. But where has it gone to? No matter what it is: Phone chargers, socks, underwear etc. It has probably been taken in by the Almu vortex; a twister like phenomenon over the house of Almu that sucks up your stuff, never to be seen again.

-“Hey have you seen my phone charger anywhere?”
-“Nope, I guess it’s with the Almu Vortex now”

by Bilbovortex February 24, 2021

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cerebral vortex

A total emptiness of mind. A state of extreme derp. Similar to writer's block, but can apply to anything.

1. Someone asked me what my address was yesterday and I just blanked. Total cerebral vortex
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today

by stuffwithben April 22, 2021

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Icelandic Vortex

When a girl gives you a hand or foot job with IcyHot or Bengay as lube.

"Yeah, Emma gave me an Icelandic Vortex last night. At first, it was cold as shit, like Iceland, but then, it started to burn hot like an Icelandic volcano."

by Saxjiffy102 August 10, 2025

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Venison Vortex

Venison Vortex (noun): A wild and chaotic entanglement of three deer in a sexually intimate situation.

We were driving through the woods last night, and I swear we saw a full-on Venison Vortex happening in the middle of the road. Never looking at deer the same way again.

by goofball2985 March 14, 2025

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