crusty vag

crusty vag is when the walls of the vagina are lacking in moisture, in rare occasions when the vagina is at its upmost crustiness the vagina walls begin to fall apart, out of the entrance of the vag (vagina) a solution to crusty vag is to submerge the vag in warm tea for 4 - 6 hours, earl grey is best. the tea must be kept warm, this can be acheived by using a small candle or bunsen burner, or if you are lucky enough to have a bath in your kitchen you can use the hob.

geoffrey: what is that smell, smells like a jar of old foreskins thats been sitting under a radiator for 10 years
izzy: i dont know, its definitly not my vag

(izzy gets off her chair and scratches her vag)

geoffrey: there are smelly flakes falling out your skirt, you have crusty vag you vile slut

izzy: omg, no , this is so cringe, can you arrange a bath of earl grey for me

by flangeface March 9, 2011

Fat Vag

Short for Fat Vagina. It is a really mean comeback to a bitchy girl

"What the fuck? you just spilled my drink all over me!"

"Go to hell you fat vag"

by Juggs April 23, 2006

Vag cheese

A term reffering to a yeast infection of the vagina because the vagina looks like cottage cheese can also reffer to any vaginal discharge or pussy substance excreted by the vagina

Dude I just ate her Vag Cheese

by Dano B April 26, 2006

vag up

Take pain like a woman.
This is the female equivalent of "man up"

Mitch: I don't think I'm going to race tomorrow. My legs are still sore.
Kevin: You need to quit complaining and vag up.

by rifker August 28, 2018

violet vag

The female equivalent of blue balls. CGB

My boyfriend sucks at eating me out. He gives me violet vag every time!

by jankstain November 23, 2014

Fruit and Vag

The practice of inserting fruit into the vagina and eating it out, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina and clitoris; the healthy bedtime snack that perfectly wraps up the five-a-day nutrition guidelines recommended by the World Health Organization.

"Johnny, shall we grab some wings and play pool tonight?"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"

by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

Vag Shocking

The act of shocking ones vagina with a shock pen to cause a sensational feeling.

Dude, last night I tried vag shocking my wife she went crazy!

by currybomb July 29, 2010