a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.
the son: so now what? we repaint the door?
father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion
by Sexydimma May 28, 2015
What you don't want to find on your car window when you don't pay to park in a parking spot you have to pay for. Luckily, I don't have to worry about that because I pay.
by lunar shadows November 10, 2004
1. Something/someone desirable. Someone whose status demands respect.
2. Chicken Nuggets from Chik-Fil-A.
2. Chicken Nuggets from Chik-Fil-A.
How you gonna walk yo skinny-lookin' ass in here like you is hot tickets.
He was in the club tryin' to git with me like he was hot tickets.
Damn! hot tickets.
He was in the club tryin' to git with me like he was hot tickets.
Damn! hot tickets.
by tequilalarry May 29, 2008
by Charla Nolasco August 01, 2008
Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.
Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.
by DOC 211 July 28, 2010
A very expensive peice of paper that people pay money to have torn. The experience is usually as big a waste of time as the movie they're allowed to see in the aftermath.
by thenesmonster August 02, 2005
If you say that something or someone is a meal ticket, you mean that they provide a person with money or a lifestyle which they would not otherwise have.
by Diane39 April 04, 2020