If you don't know who Shrek is you are missing out in life!. FIRST Shrek is sexy hot green booger . SECOND Shrek believes that onions have layers ( SUPER HOT!). THIRD Shrek will make everyone drool by just watching a few seconds of the movie. FOURTH Fiona just DIVORSED Shrek so he is now single😍. LAST BUT NOT LEAST Shrek got a fatty *bites lip* but Shrek be catching mood swings.
by papiisshrexy October 19, 2020
Get the shrekmug. A ogre whos also part monke and has frand called donke. He likes to eat humans. He is a god and rank 4th in coolest people in the world. He is also a lil thicc due to ogrey.
by Shrekness March 24, 2022
Get the Shrekmug. An all powerful being,
He can ogre anyone by just thinking so
Can end Farquad like he can end the universe, easily.
You can smell his savoury onion smell from miles away, his essence fills the air.
National bird of America.
Plays the saxaphone really well.
He can ogre anyone by just thinking so
Can end Farquad like he can end the universe, easily.
You can smell his savoury onion smell from miles away, his essence fills the air.
National bird of America.
Plays the saxaphone really well.
by XXXX____Coconut_____XXXXX October 18, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. by swimmers0115 October 15, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by Sbub March 20, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. An massive ogre who will rip your ass to shreds. His foreskin has many layers to keep your ass cheeks tight.
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. by jnkfnvinu May 7, 2020
Get the shrekmug.