Cheese

Something I have cravings for in the night, a ledgendary substance

Person 1: damn i really want some cheese
Person 2: why are you awake?

by XXXX____Coconut_____XXXXX October 17, 2020

Ligma

Balls

Person: ligma
Person 2: go away
Person: balls

by XXXX____Coconut_____XXXXX October 18, 2020

Shrek

An all powerful being,
He can ogre anyone by just thinking so
Can end Farquad like he can end the universe, easily.
You can smell his savoury onion smell from miles away, his essence fills the air.
National bird of America.
Plays the saxaphone really well.

Person one: is that a bird?
Person two: is that a plane?
Person three: no its flying shrek

by XXXX____Coconut_____XXXXX October 18, 2020