haase met lang ore

Don't be nosy, hou op goeters lyk.

Mo-What's in the black plastic bag?
Craig- Haase met lang ore!

by Zmokey October 5, 2017

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iLangualu (i-lang-wah-lu)

A term given in reference to an iPhone's secret language. When an iPhone's predictive text spouts out a totally un-worldly word with no meaning what so ever this is the iPhone forgetting that we are not privy to the advance linguistics skills it possesses. It and only it alone will understand how typing in completely legible words will cause the iPhone to produce drivle.

Examples of encountered cases of 'iLangualu (i-lang-wah-lu)' include. (all iPhone owners will have their own to add!)

'gagagagaga' (Hahahahahaha)

'no, you come over to me! go-tit' (got it)

'reply to me immediatelu' (immediately)

'love you biggly bits too x' (lots and lots)

by Ashbeetron June 15, 2011

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sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

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lang

Kairos Lang VanDeCar, the blindest mf you will ever meet. He’s silly and smart, and will do your English homework with ease. He will say multiple racial slurs to you if your Cuban, and/or if your name is Adriana… please help. He has a funny middle name that is just a single syllable, and also wants to fuck your grandmother.
His BFF on snap is obviously (and will always be) Adriana because she so kind, awesome, funny, etc.
Also his YouTube recommended is just filled with sand x adult frisk. If possible please stay as far away from him…

hey lang
god my name is fucking kairos
shut up lang
MY NAME ISNT LANG

by KaironeBalone October 8, 2022

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