Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Harper

the BEST EST FRIEND you could ever have she is very pretty and is clumsy but still funny she deals with no crap she with punch u in the face

Boy:let’s make fun of that girl
Other boy: NO that’s a Harper

by anonymous October 20, 2021

Cody Harper

The guy who gets all the girls but is really dumb and turns them down. Although he is caught up in relationships he always has time to hang out with his best friend.

Omg you’re such a Cody Harper

by Urbanlover69 May 11, 2018

Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Harper

An amazing person she might just be the nicest girl you will ever meet. She has an amazing sense of humor and is absolutely gorgeous.

Person 1 - I just met an amazing girl, her name is Harper

by Nomi is kool March 15, 2020

Harper

Harper is a sexy beast and has sooo many chicks hanging off him because he is so skinny he is so skinny he makes a twig look fat

Look at Harper the sexy beast

by Hdjfhdhshdh June 17, 2019

harper

Harper - SHE IS THE MOST HOTTEST BITCH I HAVE EVER SEEN. She loves her family and will always love you. IF YOU EVER TOUCH HER SHE WILL BACK HAND YOU AND FUCK YOU UP # slay #kissy face

"Harper DAMN i am so scared of her"

by YOURGAYBESTIE February 7, 2023