sploge fest

A masturbation party; full of guys. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people. Or jacks each other off

We had an epic sploge fest last night. Johnny's hands felt great.

by Anal Boss 69 November 6, 2011

weiner fest

Whenever youre at a party tryna get soome poon and it turns out that there is maybe 20 guys there and 2 girls, or worse all guys!!!!!

"mate wheres all the tasty poonani?"
"i dont knwo but she looks hot!"
"DUDE! thats Dan!!"
"so theres no girls?"
"nope its a complete weiner fest"
"what am i getting drunk for?"

by clynch June 29, 2006

sausage fest

when there is a large amount of guys and no chicks...

hmmm.. those chicks just left.. omg its a total sausage fest now

by gdfhdhtkdfgbsdfjngetrdtdfg August 19, 2006

Sausage Fest

a party upon which the the man to women ratio is 6:1 or greater

Did you go to Jakes party last night?
For a minute, but i left because it was a total sausage fest

by Kori Schumpert December 7, 2007

sausage fest

any environment in which males far outnumber females; the Internet, for instance, is a sausage fest

Don't waste your money on online personal ads. All those Web pages make lots of promises but they're all sausage fests, with 98% or more of their users horny desperate men just like you. If you spend money on an ad, you're a hell of a lot more likely to hear from gay men than from women.

by Dr. Bitchslap May 24, 2003

Festing

The act of hooking up with an unexpected victim on multiple different occasions.

Hey, I've been seeing Maira with The Laminator a lot lately....in bed. Aren't they in the same fraturnaty?

Yeah, they have been festing for at least 2 weeks now.

by Billboard house January 15, 2009

slop-fest

an area or place thats getting very slopy-
when you go to a party and all of the people are incredibly wasted. all of the girls are getting sleezy, the noise levels are way too high, its really hot from all of the sweating people, and the cops could be showing up any time.

guy1- dude this place is a total slop-fest

guy2- i know man i think im gonna take off soon

by boratkstand October 16, 2006