A Claire is a very sweet kind girl who will slap you In the face with a cheese cracker. One night you will be at a sleepover with her and you will scream at her to wake up just to tell her that her head feels squishy. Yes although it does sound ruff she is a very loving and kind of respectful person. She also has kind of good manners. If you want a hysterical friend I would find you a Claire.
by Rascal February 24, 2019
Get the Clairemug. Someone who can break apples in half, even when OTHERS say that she can’t. Death is afraid of her and she will win the battle of life. She also will win any challenge of strength!
People who can’t break apples: haha you won’t be able to snap that apple!
Person with apple: yes I can, I’m like claire
Person with apple: yes I can, I’m like claire
by Littletabbycat November 10, 2021
Get the Clairemug. by ur mom is my hoe March 15, 2022
Get the Clairemug. The best person ever does everything she can for you will never leave your side which tells that if you have a Claire in your life you will never be lonely. She is truly amazing.
by Bobby road May 30, 2019
Get the Clairemug. by rmille123 September 15, 2020
Get the claire and willmug. Claire is a evil little fucker who should go fuck herself. She will be the bitchyest person you ever meet and you will regret the day you met.
Claire is a bitch.
by I like unicorns June 7, 2017
Get the Clairemug. "Remember kids, all violence is bad and Republicans are fascist pigs who deserve to be executed!"
"Shut up Claire"
"Shut up Claire"
by TheTactician22 June 1, 2020
Get the Clairemug.