cave dating

"cave dating", "cave dater" or "dating in a cave" is a term meaning that you and your circle of friends tend to date people that are all in another circle of friends. It becomes as though you cannot escape dating this same other circle of friends...like a cave that you cannot find an exit to. Each friend seems to be connected to another friend...who's connected to another friend...and it never ends.

Often it feels like you are dating the same person over and over again and is extremely difficult to get out of. Unless you devastatingly break up with a native (one of the persons in the other circle of friends) in which case, no natives can touch you and you are exiled from the cave. Until you find a new cave...

Mike, Cory, Stephen, and Greg are all friends. Kelsey, Natalie, and I were each dating one of them. When Natalie and Cory broke up, she started dating Stephen. We're all going to be cave dating them for a long time.

Bree: "Kyle asked me out last night."
Gabby: "You need to get out of that cave, honey"
Bree: "I know, I've been cave dating this whole year."

by ohmygawditsgabx April 05, 2009

smooth cave

The inside of a women's vagina. It was mentioned in The Odyssey.

Lisa, I wanna blow a load in your smooth caves.

by Eric Sai July 24, 2006

Chat Cave

A very gay place where people really love toilets and Lana Del Rey

You want to join Chat Cave so bad

by Chat Cave August 18, 2023

Cave-gyrling

first shave of spring after a winters worth of not shaving and looking like a damn cave girl. hairy bush all grown out and crazy. Leg hair so long you could corn row it.

wow! I had to blow through 3 match threes to see my vajaja again after a winter of cave-gyrling it!

by Southphillychick March 11, 2015

cave jerk

when one masturbates with his/her arm under one leg whilst making caveman noises

*knock knock*
"What's all that strange grunting?"

"wtf?!? I'm cave jerking in here!"

by ohmschode January 13, 2009

Scott Caving

Descending into a self-indulgent vacuous state of existence, shafting all your friends drugs into your anus (caving), delaying their high, for your own personal gain.

He said he'd be here like 2 hours ago! He's Scott Caving all over our lives...

by Avolition July 10, 2011

Cave Nazi

Taliban fighter, thet live in caves and they are fascists just like the nazis = Cave Nazi

Get that Apache ready, we got us some Cave Nazi(s) to kill!

by Pinkman122345 November 18, 2010