President Bush

1. a sloppy, loose, vagina that will do whatever a dick says. also prone to raping penises for no reason, but always using an oil-based lubricant.

2. a commanding, demanding, bossy woman's nether-region. You must always salute, and it will hold occasional press-conferences.

3. the commander-in-queef.

4. the 41st or 43rd President of the US.
President Bush says it's snack time.

President Bush ordered an attack and is demanding a torpedo launch.
by urbanegentleman April 03, 2011
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President Reagan

President Reagan is now found in the dictionary O_o.
by Reagan March 21, 2003
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Vice-President

The person who is second in rank in a government or group
Larry Thomas is Vice-President of the canyon
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President Bush

An imbecile. It's tragic that this man is the leader of the free world.
"I will say no in english, french and spanish, NO!"

"I will have a foreign handed foreign policy."
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President Bush

1. A political pawn used by the Corporate entities as a front to keep the American public focused on while they, the corporate entities, proceed to rape the land, sell the soul of the Earth, and generally do plain ol nasty stuff in the interests of making money to fill the gaping void in their lives.

2. A farce.

3. One who has obviously fooled the likes of individuals such as those responsible for 13. and 14. of the word President Bush. People such as these are not to be ridiculed. Instead we, the enlightend should shed pity on these poor people, for they are the sheep-like masses that can be easily controlled into thinking whatever the Corporate entities wish them to believe.
Wow, this comedy bit is as funny as President Bush attempting to define the term Tribal Sovereignty!

Instead of believing whatever President Bush and the majority of his Republican party tell you, seek out knowledge for yourself from those with a better chance of possessing TRUE wisdom.
by Schatzi February 22, 2006
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The "Mr. President"

A multi-step sexual performance.

1. Embargo her air supply through erotic asphyxiation during vaginal intercourse.
2. Paddle her until she submits to calling you Mr. President.
3. Casually transition to anal.
4. Make her confess she'll give you her vote, in exchange for ass-to-mouth.
5. Veto the condom and put your commander in chief in her oval office.
6. Retire to your presidential bed and make her sleep on the futon in the grimy Lincoln bedroom.
I dropped a Benjamin to fly her down to the White House. It was worth it though, I gave her "The "Mr. President"".
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