Testicular grievous bodily harm

When someone gets hit in his nuts so hard he has to go to the hospital

Damn, boy! That right there is testicular grievous bodily harm!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

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Testicular Exoskeleton

When your scrote is cold and shrinks up forming rigid creases not allowing To shave properly.

"Man, last night was rough. I couldn't even shave my balls completely due to the testicular exoskeleton I had goin on."

by CardiacBuffalo April 17, 2014

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Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.

Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!

by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021

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Testicular Manslaughter

The act of murder carried out with the testicals as the primary murder weapon.

Susan choked on Steve's balls last night. Pour things had both balls in her throat. Detective said it was the worst case of "testicular manslaughter" he ever seen

by Real-life-definitions November 14, 2025

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Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.

“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”

by Kevin Barney June 2, 2020

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A psychological disorder similar to narcissism, but focusing on genitalia.

When a man feels too good about himself, he becomes over prideful and cocky. This can be projected onto his testicles, causing pride of his genitals or testicular hubris.

m1k3y: I don't understand: why abumphone always gotta be reaching for my bolas when i am not looking
<@m1k3y> are we walking about my world famous big penis
<@m1k3y> or my record breaking bolas
Mikey suffers from testicular hubris.

by bextra September 10, 2020

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