Don Bosco Technical Collage

One of the worst and best schools in the whole of the Philippines

Alhambra: Don Bosco Technical Collage fucking sucks
Lorenzo: No dumbass

by JERICKCANSUCKMYASSHOLE10020069 March 6, 2023

Technical

Artificial, fabricated, made up, fake. Exact translation from urban Greek with English ending.

"you can't handle a man of my superior strength, I've been rocking for years" - " I didn't have you for technical"

by El. D March 9, 2021

Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf

American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.

Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”

by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022

Technical

The single greatest vehicle added to GTA V Online, oh yeah also a actual weapon that is used by militias around the world of a machine gun attached to a pick-up truck, technicals can also be different by the fact as some have missile pods from helicopters attached so have fun with that

All out forces are fucking dead and we saw a note on the body of one of our guys that says “The technical can spawn kek 1-0 lmao ez get clapped cry about it”

by NekoMikoYe February 4, 2022

Technical Mutton

debatably attractive older people

Man 1: "Oooh, thats some nice technical mutton"

Man 2: "It's a little technical for me mate"

by nomam August 9, 2007

Technical Blackout

You are doing your normal thing, going to work or school, but all of a sudden you pass out but your brain is still working, all you see is black, you have 10 seconds until you wake up again, but in the black vision there is a 50% chance you die from passing out to passing away, the other 50% chance you survive and you wake up. There is a 1% chance to have a technical blackout, would you survive the nothingness of dark? Or be unlucky and die from passing out.

I’m watching TV but now I see darkness, I think I’m having Technical Blackout

by Director Mylob44 August 6, 2023

Technical Grade Man

Overestimates attraction women have for him; fancies himself a player without any redeeming qualities; Has no standards.

Will try to use you as a drive-thru fast food sex service and when you tell him "No" he will think you want a relationship.

Desperate for female attention, but quality women will detect the distinct odor of lowered expectation and disappointment.

All Technical Grade Men are cowards, but not all cowards are Technical Grade. The term player is not an accurate substitute for a Technical Grade because a Technical Grade has no game.

Eg. “Sometimes you gotta just bang a Technical Grade Man when you're bored. = No self-esteem, no kiss and tell and your friends won't find out… said nobody ever!”

by Willem Dafoes Junk October 26, 2013