tearin' ass

To describe a person that is crazy/out of their mind.

Joey, u tearin' ass if u think you poof ahh is gonna start next year.

by poof ahh February 4, 2010

Teazing

Teazing: The equivalent to blazing, only in this case there is no marijuana, in this case it is Tea. It leaves a nice smell in your mouth and breath. It does not get you high.

"Duuude me and Chad went Teazing last night!"
"No way, you teaze? What flavor tea was it?"
"Pomegranate niggguhhhh"
"Oh! Best one."

by boobieznigguh June 7, 2009

Dirty Tevin

When u roll over and squish your balls between your balls.

aww fuck i just got a dirty tevin

by JaMeS TeViN MaTt July 12, 2007

You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!" is the official motto of the cucks. It is from the best worst film "The Room". You're the fiancee of a thot named Lisa who's in love with your best friend, Mark. Mark and Lisa big bang each other, and you become officially cucked. This is how Lisa tears you apart. You thought you were the only person who fucks her belly button and can see her tiddies, but you were wrong, cuck.

thottie lisa: "i can't talk right now."
tommy: "why lisa, WHY LISA? please talk to me, PLEASE. you're part of my life, you are everything, i could not go on without you lisa."
thottie lisa: "you're scaring me."
tommy: "you're lying, I NEVER HIT YOU! YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA!"

by fatb8tch July 20, 2019

Tavin

A gay guy that is stupid and can’t be loved or trusted he only watches porn all day and he is lonely

I would hate to be a Tavin

by Coo dude September 19, 2019

Teaming

When you suck at a game, and can't play it properly, so you get someone to babysit your ass.

I'm shit at this game! Can you wipe my ass by teaming with me?

by Terrorized October 16, 2018

teading

another word for teasing, but in a slightly more joking manner. Mostly used when talking to a flattering girl one is joking around with.

John teaded Jessica as he slowly leaned in for a kiss, but rather than completing the kiss just froze teading Jessica romantically.

by Madda_Love_Me_Long_Time December 9, 2019