TBS

Acronym for too busy shitting. When your ass turns into a fire hose and you’re too busy painting the toilet bowl to care about anything else. This isn’t just a quick trip—it’s an ass-blasting masterpiece that leaves you questioning every life choice that brought you here. Use this as the ultimate excuse when you’re too busy destroying the porcelain throne to deal with people.

Yo, why didn’t you text me back last night?”
“Man, I was TBS—felt like my insides were auditioning for The Exorcist.”

by kylebarnssss December 06, 2024

TBS

Tiny brain syndrome, the words speak for themselves. If you need a further definition you may be suffering from TBS

Person 1:”god why is Martin so stupid?”
Person 2:” he has TBS, it’s not his fault”

by Wolfstarhunter August 20, 2019

Tbs

Talk about something

tbs , whatchu wanna talk about so the conversation dont get dry

by Nicoleie January 05, 2025

tbs

“talk bout sum”

“ Yeah, i’m bored tbs”

“why yu not tryna tbs”

by Tinaa binaaaa November 09, 2021

TBS

Trash bag site

That is a TBS

by Anonymous86000 June 09, 2018

tbs

this bitch said

tbs “ahhh😹😹 poor you,”😂😂

nahhh tbs she funna bash my car windows

by lele2smart June 29, 2024

TBS

This is Bull Shit.

As in the whole disappearing for a week and acting like it's nothing. TBS, we're done pack your shit and GTFO.

by LostinTexas July 10, 2023