by Filligrees_Daddy August 19, 2021
by Dimitrishostakovich May 3, 2010
by bragkage December 13, 2021
Got mute drunk last night and smashed down left over pasta, and the cunt came up as quick as it went down, felt like a wet t-shirt.
by Habdul arkbah ghi-hud April 16, 2022
-Hey, are you wearing Toxic t-shirts from primary school.
-Yeah, suddenly i feel like stealing my mother's credit card and buying gems in clash royale.
-Yeah, suddenly i feel like stealing my mother's credit card and buying gems in clash royale.
by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023
Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
by TitsMcGee6969 November 13, 2010
1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
by gertrude07 August 26, 2014