Pitch slapped

The act of getting loaded with gargantuan amounts of work before submitting a pitch to a potential client for business. Usually characterized by 4 am work schedules, take away meals, frequent cigarette breaks, long periods of sexual abstinence, disconnect from the outside world and a general frustration towards the act of existence. Most frequently observed in professions of advertising and consulting.

Girl ( feeling frisky ) : Babe, why have you been so cold to me all week ? Is everything alright ?

Boyfriend : Sorry babe, its not your fault. Iv been pitch slapped all week with the presentation coming up on Friday.

by A.I.R July 15, 2016

pro swapper

a skin changer for fortnite because you joined in season 11

hey do you use pro swapper? its like galaxy swapper and ice swapper and god coding v2 and one coding but its better

by thec00lestkid May 7, 2020

hoe slapped

when a hoe(a.k.a slut) hooks up with you just for ass and then fucks u over a couple weeks later

Me: That girl hoe slapped me and now I have no one I can hook up with
Friend: Damn bro, that sucks, almost as much as that slut did to your penis

by wat up g January 22, 2006

Brown slapped

The act of being slapped so hard that it looks like chris brown slapped the hell outta you himself.

Rhianna got Brown Slapped

by omgzzzzzhax February 26, 2009

Slapped the basin

To take an enormous shit and have it hit the toilet bowl aggressively.

I had a bowl of chili last night, and this morning I slapped the basin. Now somebody needs to fix the toilet.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 March 31, 2017

Swappery

When you have shit stains on the side of the house, and you lick them off to clean it .

Damn Jerel had hella swappery yesterday, I had to get me some *licks*

by Swappery April 11, 2021

SMAPPED

Being smashed and lost. Looking stoned and lost. So gone you look off the Map.

Also, if you say something way out because your "smapped."

That dude looks smapped he can't even tell his right from his left.

by Mr. Manic88 May 30, 2021