When your sick, really really sick, and your on the toilet, because you've got the shits, the shits bad, and you feel like you've got to barf. So what do you do! What do you do? Your choice will determine what ends up on the floor. Life is all about making decisions and living with them. That, my friend, is the Hot Swap.
by JordieGozzinski December 9, 2008
Get the The Hot Swapmug. A form of platonic "wife swapping" in which married or partnered individuals go on intimate dates with other similarly committed people but do not engage in any sexual contact.
Lite swapping has all the intrigue, excitement and thrill of an extra-marital affair but without the guilt, pain and/or embarrassment. It gives couples an opportunity to explore close friendships, satisfy their curiosity and expand their knowledge base with friends and their partners without impropriety.
Lite swapping has all the intrigue, excitement and thrill of an extra-marital affair but without the guilt, pain and/or embarrassment. It gives couples an opportunity to explore close friendships, satisfy their curiosity and expand their knowledge base with friends and their partners without impropriety.
A group of couples go out for an evening meal and then onto a nightclub. At the end of the evening the couples decide to "lite swap". The men throw their car or house keys into a pile on a table (in order to identify them), with the women each randomly picking a bunch of keys. (If they pick their own partner they must reselect.) The owners of the keys and the corresponding female pickers then pair off and carry on an affair with their "swappee" until they decide to end the relationship by mutual consent.
Crucially, there is NO sexual contact between people in lite swapping. Usually, flirting is also considered unacceptable as this can lead to a sexualisation of the relationship and inevitable problems.
Crucially, there is NO sexual contact between people in lite swapping. Usually, flirting is also considered unacceptable as this can lead to a sexualisation of the relationship and inevitable problems.
by Davis Matthews January 31, 2008
Get the Lite swappingmug. by Polabear August 11, 2003
Get the Swap-Spitmug. The act of inserting three or more fingers into the anus and then licking them or eating any excreted fluids. You then put the same fingers in your own anus and have your partner do the same, twice.
Jordan in a kinky mood, decided to experiment with new partner Hannah, by Brown Swapping. He enjoyed it, she was disgusted.
by Jirdan Feorbes March 1, 2009
Get the Brown Swappingmug. by Bawlsaitchy March 22, 2021
Get the Hot Swapmug. When having an impromptu sleepover at a buddies house, the act of taking a pair of your friend's clothes to wear the next day, then leaving him with your dirty laundry. A higher form of this is actually persuading the friend to forget about his clothes, therefore technically stealing them.
pat: thanks for the Clothing Swap man, you left all your dirty clothes at my house, my mom just washed everything.
jon: oh word. (i still have all of his clothes, i hope he forgets about them...)
jon: oh word. (i still have all of his clothes, i hope he forgets about them...)
by Proko August 8, 2010
Get the Clothing Swapmug. Noun: 1. The act of placing one's buttocks and anus against another and passing flatulence into the other person's anus, whether via spreading of the buttocks and pressing rectums together or through use of another device, such as tubing or straws. 2. An unending task.
1. The wife finally let me fart swap with her last night. 2. Filling out these schedules every week is such a fart swap.
by Fat Albertson May 10, 2016
Get the fart swapmug.