Snaking

The act of placing a snake in one's rectum for the purpose of sexual gratification.

"when we got back from the club last night, I totally caught Jeff snaking on the couch"

by G.I. Cobra February 24, 2009

Shaking the Birch

When someone lays a fart on your leg.

I farted on my friends leg therefore shaking the birch.

by Jaycu September 20, 2011

Solid Snaking

Done when one is too lazy to put on any sort of clothing; it is the act of trekking through an environment in a stealthy manner in an effort to not be discovered in your nude state. A Pro Solid Snakers will regularly engage in this activity while traveling inside, and to and from his/her dorm.

A- "Hey dude, I really wanted a some juice last night, but there were people in the living room and I had no clothes"
B- "So what did you do?"
A- "Oh, I totally went solid snaking without anyone noticing, I'm a true Pro."

by JDX13 October 1, 2010

smaking

smoking weed while you are walking

we were smaking when the cops arrieved
dude I wanna go smaking

by smokerdanny June 29, 2010

Shaking like a half jerked-off dog

A person who is extremely hung over after a night of heavy drinking.

I woke up this morning and was shaking like a half jerked-off dog, shouldn't of had that last shooter!

by MichaelKB December 13, 2005

Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman

Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.

"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"

by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007

Shaking Your Ipod

Slang term for guy's masturbating.
Referring to those ipods that you have to shake in order to change the song.
Looks wrong in public places if people don't know what your doing.

Guy 1: Dude, where did you go? Were you shaking your ipod?

Guy 2: Mayyybeeeee..........

Guy 1: Dude! Thats disgusting! But hey, we all do it.

by twitchyfuturesuperstar August 4, 2009