suzy timer

people who spend there time on social media all day and comments for unnecessary purposes

“OMG, this girl is such a suzy timer, she stay lurkin on my page”

by gamebytes April 18, 2022

Suzie Gonzalez

A cool girl she is bussin her fav cousin is sara

Suzie Gonzalez is cool

by Hi hi do he do bc CB BFF July 1, 2022

Raping Lil Suzy

The infamous shock piece that Encyclopedia Dramatica dredged up from the mid-1990s that floated around chatrooms in the era. It could been the piece that inspired three to even attempt what this conveyed. I am not going to go into details but will say it's pretty sick. The origins of this was from a site called usernet as some of the boards as they noted get quite nasty for the era, the Encyclopedia Dramatica before they were even a thought. This place was noted for employing leet speak before LiveJournal blogtroll decided to harass those on AIM with it as some pulled out the infamous forerunner to copypasta and invade chatrooms with segments of this sick narrative.

If you wonder where Jared Fogle got the idea for his infamous spree think that old usernet dribble that the trolls Encyclopedia Dramatica pulled up.

others -- don't say it.

You're talking about 'Raping Lil Suzy'

by illinoishorrorman January 23, 2018

Suzie Bechtel

Awesome.Great.Smart.Pretty.Down to earth. Someone loves you right now.Beautiful.Graceful.Very Funny.Many friends.

"Suzie Bechtel is an all around amazing person, everything i want."

by Maxamilli Pete February 4, 2010

Suzie

the worst thing to exist she is def not the alpha

alpha- the person is such a suzie, they are bad.

by grrrrrrr February 11, 2022

Grandma Suzie

A grandma who is very inappropriate

Damn Grandma Suzie is bouncing on that dick

by Wordman303 August 1, 2024

Suzie Microwave

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.

Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.

by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014