Grandma Suzie

A grandma who is very inappropriate

Damn Grandma Suzie is bouncing on that dick

by Wordman303 August 1, 2024

Suzie Microwave

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.

Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.

by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014

Suzy

Suzy means usually do things in a clumsy way

e.g You are so Suzy!

by JasperSI June 12, 2019

Suzied

To describe someone who did (a) silly action(s).

Suzy forgot what's her responsibility for the game, she suzied.

by YAlwaysMe September 24, 2020

Raping Lil Suzy

The infamous shock piece that Encyclopedia Dramatica dredged up from the mid-1990s that floated around chatrooms in the era. It could been the piece that inspired three to even attempt what this conveyed. I am not going to go into details but will say it's pretty sick. The origins of this was from a site called usernet as some of the boards as they noted get quite nasty for the era, the Encyclopedia Dramatica before they were even a thought. This place was noted for employing leet speak before LiveJournal blogtroll decided to harass those on AIM with it as some pulled out the infamous forerunner to copypasta and invade chatrooms with segments of this sick narrative.

If you wonder where Jared Fogle got the idea for his infamous spree think that old usernet dribble that the trolls Encyclopedia Dramatica pulled up.

others -- don't say it.

You're talking about 'Raping Lil Suzy'

by illinoishorrorman January 23, 2018

Suzie Gonzalez

A cool girl she is bussin her fav cousin is sara

Suzie Gonzalez is cool

by Hi hi do he do bc CB BFF July 1, 2022

Suzy

A female that holds down a man that is locked up. She sends commissary and letters with pictures intact.

Inmate #1: you got my 3 cigs you owe me
Inmate #2: i'm waiting this letter from my suzy, i'll let you hold down a picture when she sends it.

by PetyrBerg June 1, 2018