Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

iffy got the stiffy

some weird rap that sounds like bars

"Uhhhh iffy got the stiffy"

by TheOneCow May 6, 2018

liam’s arms stiff

When Liam has an orgasm and this results in his arms being stiff as fuck, like when he fucks The Galaxy Note 7 and his ass explodes

Tim: Fuck Liam! Why you fuck a Samsung. Now you’re Liam’s arms stiff

by AsianFuckingMrChang June 11, 2018

Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh

The #1 mesh for all your sifting needs, you will get tons of diamond and iron and gold etc.

Person 1: get me some gravel so i can use my Enchanted Iron Stiffened Mesh
Person 2: NO! im using my diamond meshes!
Person 1: WAIT YOU USED M DIAMONDS? IM BANNING U IDIOT!

by big boi anti soy January 30, 2019

Stiff Cheese

A New Zealand expression meaning "tough luck"

So yoru car won't start, that's just stiff cheese.

by greg saunders January 18, 2004

Stiffy Flip

(v.) 1). A form of drug use usually executed by males in which one consumes ecstacy and Viagra simultaneously in order to achieve a long lasting sexual buzz. 2). The title of the hit single for the rising R & B/HipHop/Rap/Christian Soul/Jazz/Country/Taylor Swift cover/Bluegrass band Pagnier Heat.

Yo wussup I got somethin to say,
In the Ice Cuban's house we stiffy flip all day

by Ice Cuban April 6, 2010

stiff tongue

to curl your tongue into a u-shape making it stiff and then tongue punching someones shithole, atleast reaching 2.5cm into said shit cavity.....not to be confused with a swipe over.

he threw my legs up in the air and stiff tongued me, all i could say was 'OH WOW'

by lurboe September 18, 2014