Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

by mpmaupin November 26, 2019

stress nut

A nut for the sole purpose of releaving stress

My book report was due in a couple of hours so I had to pull a stress nut

by Cunt sucker 200.4 August 18, 2017

Stress Browsing

Trying to cope with a stressful or uncertain situation by browsing mindlessly through a website or an app

Remi has been stress browsing all afternoon , he’s really nervous about his date tonight

by Izzygb January 6, 2022

Bum-Stress

A Bum-Stress (n.) is a synonym of a "sulk", basically meaning 'getting annoyed for a really stupid reason.

Related:
bum stress Pissed Off

Girl: STOP IGNORING MEEEEEE!
Boy: What are you talking about?
Girl: You aren't replying to my texts! DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING?!
Boy: I forgot to reply to ONE text! Stop getting in a bum-stress about it...

by Dunkman4000 June 6, 2011

Stress balling

The grabbing of the male gentals and squeezing them

Mike: hey Jerry how are you and charn?

Jerry: pretty great thanks, we had a night of stress balling

by Chunkykitkat123 May 26, 2018

Techno Stress

Upset; frustration due to electronic or technological failure.

Arg! The printer isn't printing and I have a paper due, I don't need this techno stress right now.

by 4me2know March 13, 2011

Stress Detox

Letting go of all life's stresses with sex.

Her: I am so stressed out.

Him: I know what we can do!

Her: what?

Him: let's have stress detox!

by Isiah Williams February 22, 2017