swollen sock

A swollen sock like the"pink sock" is actually a prolapsed anal cavity that has has intercourse while it is prolapsed an ends up looking like a the bladder of a football hanging down

Had some hectic deep anal an ended up giving em a swollen sock

by swollen sock April 7, 2016

swollen cactus

When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.

Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.

My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus

by LONEWOLF_3393-THE BIGGEST YETI July 25, 2017

Stolen Kisses

the habit of placing soft kisses on another whilst they are asleep

It wasn’t a secret that they weren’t exactly stolen kisses

by Chrome Laces June 8, 2018

Swollen Urethra

The act of shoving a dead invertebrate such able to release toxins even once it’s dead down the urethra of your penis.

This provides pleasure as the creature stings the individual on the inside of their urethra.

“Jesus, David! Stopping shoving that dead bee down your cock! You’re going to get Swollen Urethra!”

by Grant Hansen June 18, 2018

swollen apple

Idiot with no life.

You are a swollen apple Joseph!

by Joseph mills February 19, 2018

stolen taxi

A taxi that is driven by someone other than a Sikh which likely means that it is a stolen taxi.

I ordered a taxi to pick me up, but when the taxi arrived it was driven by a white guy. I called the police and they arrested him since it was stolen taxi.

by bugger-off July 17, 2018

stolened

When meme gets famous and instead of tagging your friends you wanna show the meme, you download it and send it to each one. Also used on 9GAG when the meme from HOT page gets to fresh.

Person 1: "OMG how is the same meme from hot page in fresh 20 times?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they were totally stolened."

by Shallien July 29, 2018