Giving Squidward the business

The act of jacking off

1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".

2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".

3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"

by CB and BC March 6, 2014

squidward sex position

When you put your balls on another's face and penis down their nose. Simulating squidward, from spongebob.

Me and Sally did the squidward sex position last night.

by Tyler12704 April 21, 2014

Squidward's Tiki Land

Great place for the boys and fellers to fuck around in and stuff.

Me: Wanna go to fucking Squidward's Tiki Land
You: Sure!

by Btsully323 February 18, 2021

squidward lookin ass

A guy that looks like he put a dick on his face and he ugly af

U lil squidward lookin ass

by my dick in your mouth bitch November 28, 2018

Annoy Squidward day

February 15th. The day on Spongebob's calendar marked as "Annoy Squidward day."

"Squidward, guess what day it is?""Annoy Squidward day""No that's next week, today is February 11th."

by Swattheg223 February 16, 2021

living like squidward

The complete opposite of Living like Larry. Living like squidward implies being boring to the bone.

They don't appreciate tossing a shopping cart in someone else's pool, they are just too much living like squidward.

by 12waterin July 10, 2014

Diabetic Squidward House

When you are chubby and think you look nice on TikTok. Outside of tiktok, they are a couch potato who sits there eating Pringle’s until 2am binge watching Spongebob.

Marry: “Your a Diabetic Squidward House”

Isaac: “ what do you mean?” * asks while binge watching Spongebob *
Marry: “My case Is closed”

by Badkitty May 21, 2019