Squatijike

A made up animal with arms at the front, big lips and doesn't want to be alive. The female is a dark brown and the male is blue. When they breed the babies come out black and white. Squatijike's eat both meat and herbs and doesn't live in a specific area or climate.

Do you see that Squatijike over there?

by luIvuu May 28, 2021

Squabash

Squabash is garlic that falls on your hamster and kills is

*KK throws squabash on mimis cage by accident*
DD*KK SHES GONA DIE*
KK*no she won’t HAHDJCJ*
*both die from laughter*

by Clayyydkcmkcck August 30, 2021

Swamp Squat

To take a shit in a swamp, on occasion resulting in the formation of a swamp monster.

The other day I was nordsploring in a fucking swamp, I felt a load in my ass. The pressure was building, I couldn't hold it in. So I took a swamp squat and I let that shit pass.

by Nordiqbeubs October 1, 2010

Diesel Squat

The act of squatting on a penis in the same fashion an individual works his quads/hamstrings at the gym by squatting.

"Damn that's a bad bitch, I bet she diesel squats like a BOSS!"

"How was Sarah last night?" "She was alright dude, she needs work on her diesel squat technique."

by |xXdieselsquatboss_69Xx| November 13, 2011

shitter squatter

A person who spends a good majority of the day on the shitter, usually the nice roomy one on the end, doing usefull things like checking email, looking at pictures of cats, primping his pubes, and just generally wasting time so as not to be forced into doing any actually work.

Any time I have the urge to purge I check our resident shitter squatter's office to make sure he is present and accounted for.

Jim: "Where's Warren?"
Steve: "Check the bathroom, I haven't seen that shitter squatter in 45 minutes."

by JesterPrim October 28, 2014

Hawaiian squat

When you have to pee at the beach and the water is too cold and there's no bathroom nearby, you dig a hole, squat and pee.

Nancie had 4 beers and needed to pee and the ocean was freezing and she couldn't find a bathroom, so she took a Hawaiian squat.

by Beachboy1 July 1, 2017

Dock Squatin

When an uncircumcised Male and a circumcised Male scissor like female lesbians.

Those guys are late because they were dock squatin.

by Talk back guy June 4, 2018