Ted Spreading

If A Fat Hairy Man Spreads His Legs Too Far It Is Considered Ted Spreading

My Uncle, While He Was Sitting In A Train Was Ted Spreading

by MyDadTedSpreadsInBed May 12, 2020

spread & wed

The only thing a beautiful girl has to do in this narcissist reality...

Why should some hot model have to work? She just has to meet some rich fool and do the ol 'spread & wed.'

by Skizzy Wydd November 5, 2020

Spread Lobster

A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.

Hey baby, you wanna try some spread lobster tonight?

by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017

spread of bread

When you spread your legs apart and then you quickly slam them back together to create a leg sandwich hence spread of bread

“She did the spread of bread last night”

by Created by: Dickle#2&3 October 14, 2017

Spreading PeanutButter

When you're going to have anal but you spread the cheeks and there's shit between them.

{Guy 1} My girl was Spreading PeanutButter last night it was gross.

{Guy2} That's hot.

by Supreme meme tean April 26, 2016

toe spread

The act of spreading apart your toes for the pleasure of someone with a foot fetish to watch

Do a sexy fucking toe spread girl

by Jrock77420 August 5, 2018

street spread

juicy celebrity gossip thats spreading like wildfire

have you heard the latest street spread about that Kardashian slut?

by The Realest Deal October 2, 2009