Spoon

An affectionate term for someone behaving like a bit of a fool, saying something really stupid, or doing something really silly
Reginald, you spoon.

Reginald, you are behaving in manner of a spoon.

by sonneblom July 16, 2006
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Spoon

An insult used by geeks to make fun of lesser geeks, meaning they are "nothing" or "a waste of air" Taken from the Matrix quote "There is no spoon." Insult origin by Devin McDermott
He tried to kill me with an assault rifle in Halo. What a spoon.
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1) Eating implement.

2) Awesome indie band that are usually just heard in the back round of a movie or randomly on the radio. They use sounds that I previously thought impossible to make with the objects on Earth. They kinda rock and are really talented!
1)You use on to eat with

2) I <3 spoon
by amusedmuser1 May 19, 2009
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Spooning

The act of one person shoving a spoon up the other person's arse. This is preferable to a similar practice called forking.
Uncle Pete was only in prison one day before he had a good spooning.
by Ike&Tina October 20, 2009
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Spoons

spoons is an alternate word for weed or marijuana. especially useful in public places or to confuse anyone listening in. it is both a noun and a verb and so avoids the need to say , for example,spooning.
Dude my parents arent home. wanna do spoons?
What are you doing with your life? you're walking , talking downward spiral. all because of spoons
by pepsin September 17, 2012
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Spoon

When the GM gives a Sales Person a free deal
Garth Hamers gets at least 5 spoons a month
by David Alan CLark November 22, 2007
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Popularly considered to be a sexual position where both partners lay on their sides facing the same way, the giving partner penetrating the receiving partner from behind. This definition however is inaccurate, as a good friend of mine once inserted a spoon into his girlfriend's vagina, and then set the table with said spoon placed at his father's seating place.
by Spongemonkey January 03, 2006
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