Sponge head

Person who is slow of mind;
Head as useful as a sponge.

Tim L is such a sponge head, he thinks Gary Toomey is hot.

by Ben November 21, 2004

Fart Sponge

When a person is farted on that person becomes the "fart sponge", and everyone is required to fart on that person until the day is over. The sponge can not be passed off unless while farting on the sponge said person sharts.

"I totally sponged Goldner last night, and I had some rank farts. He was the fart sponge all night."

by GFunkJimmy February 28, 2009

Spunk Sponge

A Spunk Sponge is a predatory manwhore, most often found in clubs and bars and the end of the night. They prey on drunk, vulnerable men and particularly drunken soldiers. They’re always ugly and usually hideously fat, often with severely over-developed body hair. They seek and devour every single drop of man-fat possible, leaving their victims drained and weak. An attack by multiple Spunk Sponges (leading to a Jizz-Frenzy) can be fatal; with death caused by dehydration.

Q. "What happened to Dinger last night?"
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."

by LEFTY478 March 1, 2009

sponge bath

Hospital pleasure makes paying the bill easier !!

awesome nurse spends half an hour each day giving a sponge bath. Man I can wait to get sick again! They even feed you in bed.

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

Cum Sponge

Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge

Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.

by AlabamaNibber May 20, 2015

sponge heart

The phenomenon manifesting in the heart region of the body similar to the sensation of one’s heart being wrung out like a sponge. From an organic perspective, those emotive complexes attributable to relinquishment of semi-permeable barriers. Usually a sensory experience will induce the physical sensation. Such stimulants can include (but are not limited to) the following ~ mindful/present attention of one person to another without distraction, children’s reactions to things that make them smile, puppies, a beautiful sunset, an olfactory stimulus that pulls on memory, well played music, anyone performing sports, dance or movement of any kind when done exceptionally well, etc etc. Frequently people experiencing “sponge heart” do so when ensconced in the love cloud.

Dang, that baby smiled at me just now and gave me a mad case of sponge heart.

by Anja Manzanares July 25, 2012

Sponging-out

To invite friends to a party and then not show up or show up and leave early

If you were to you tell your friends about a party, then don't show up and say it's because the stars didn't align so you're feeling tired, then you could expect your friends to were Sponging-out

by NotSpong January 28, 2010