slampig

gia adams

diked out haircut

by anon January 17, 2004

splap

A confection comprised of chocolate, caramel and biscuit, characterised by its 'big lump' shape.

Holy crap guys, I'm hungry for some splap.

by Man-Hank April 26, 2008

Pre-Teen Slampig

It is a word used to describe 7th-11th grade girls, "slutty girls" only men can call a girl this

All Freshmen are pre-teen slampigs.

by Maty F September 17, 2010

slampiece

A guy/girl who you use for their sofa and microwave and call your FBO boyfriend/girlfriend even though they ain't never getting none but would potentially be amazing in bed.

Alex H. is my slampiece.

by Alex's Slampiece Fo Sho October 6, 2010

Slampig

A person of hefty stature, usually a female, whom is looking for the "D" and is usually taken home with great ease. Many may awake wishing that they would have gone to her house so that they could easily sneak out. No further relationship is needed nor warranted.

I'm drunk enough to where that slampig is looking alright tonight.

by SlapnutzMcgee October 18, 2008

Slampig

(n) A female who a male would only have sex with, once, while heavily under the influence of alcohol. She may in fact resemble a pig.

Yo man, I don't give a fuck I was so drunk. That jawn was just a slampig.

by pbrevival January 20, 2009

slampig

a male or female who has sex alot.

He/She is such a slampig.

by Kiya October 19, 2003